Easter Yolks, Folks!

Yer, well,some are pretty grim, but here goes- we gotta try and smile sometimes in these weird weird times.


1.How many British does it take to change a light bulb?

Ermm..I dunno... I'll have to consult the Health And Safety Executive.

2.How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb ?

None, if it's in a Primary School.

3.How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?

None.Everything is fine as it is, with everyone in the dark.

4.Why did the cow jump over the Moon?

Because it heard that Mcdonalds will be the first to open a Franchise there.

5. How many members of I.M.F.does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change light bulbs, as they make sure they go out, cause darkness throughout the land, and gloom, gloom, gloom for everyone.

6. How many Lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends what you mean by light and bulb.

7 How many voters vote in Elections ?

How many sheep are there in the World ?

8.How many Greeks does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't , because they can't afford, not only the light bulb, but also, the Electricity.

9.How many lovers does it take to change a light bulb?

One( work it out for yourself)

10.How many bulbs before the light goes out, I guess.