1'. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin.
2.' The only difference between the Taxman and the Taxidermist is that the Taxidermist leaves th skin.''
Mark Twain.
3.' All great truths begin in blasphemies.'
George Bernard Shaw.
4.' Disobedience , in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man's original virtue.
It is through disobedience that progress has been made, through disobedience and rebellion.
Oscar Wilde.
5..' Every war when it comes, or before it comes, is represented not as a war but as an act of defence against a homicidal maniac.'
George Orwell.
6.' All our rights are gradually eroded as Governments get bigger '
John Stossel.
7.' Personally I think the motto for Educational Establishments is :' Or would you rather be a mule? '
Terry Pratchet.
8.' Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.'
Aldous Huxley.
9 ' Why is Marijuana against the law ?
It grows naturally upon our planet.
Doesn't the idea of making Nature against the law seem to you a bit....unnatural ?
Bill Hicks.
10.' If you want to find the secret of the Universe think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration'.
Nikola Tesla.
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George Carlin.
2.' The only difference between the Taxman and the Taxidermist is that the Taxidermist leaves th skin.''
Mark Twain.
3.' All great truths begin in blasphemies.'
George Bernard Shaw.
4.' Disobedience , in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man's original virtue.
It is through disobedience that progress has been made, through disobedience and rebellion.
Oscar Wilde.
5..' Every war when it comes, or before it comes, is represented not as a war but as an act of defence against a homicidal maniac.'
George Orwell.
6.' All our rights are gradually eroded as Governments get bigger '
John Stossel.
7.' Personally I think the motto for Educational Establishments is :' Or would you rather be a mule? '
Terry Pratchet.
8.' Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.'
Aldous Huxley.
9 ' Why is Marijuana against the law ?
It grows naturally upon our planet.
Doesn't the idea of making Nature against the law seem to you a bit....unnatural ?
Bill Hicks.
10.' If you want to find the secret of the Universe think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration'.
Nikola Tesla.
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