Easter Yolks, Folks!

Yer, well,some are pretty grim, but here goes- we gotta try and smile sometimes in these weird weird times.


1.How many British does it take to change a light bulb?

Ermm..I dunno... I'll have to consult the Health And Safety Executive.

2.How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb ?

None, if it's in a Primary School.

3.How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?

None.Everything is fine as it is, with everyone in the dark.

4.Why did the cow jump over the Moon?

Because it heard that Mcdonalds will be the first to open a Franchise there.

5. How many members of I.M.F.does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change light bulbs, as they make sure they go out, cause darkness throughout the land, and gloom, gloom, gloom for everyone.

6. How many Lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends what you mean by light and bulb.

7 How many voters vote in Elections ?

How many sheep are there in the World ?

8.How many Greeks does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't , because they can't afford, not only the light bulb, but also, the Electricity.

9.How many lovers does it take to change a light bulb?

One( work it out for yourself)

10.How many bulbs before the light goes out, I guess.

How To Wake Up From Your Fevered Dream Chapter six

"It was a Strange Dream about us, we were walking hand in hand, we were talking, we were laughing, in that beautiful wonderland".Lyrics from Strange Dream by Mike Selley

If you have followed what has been written so far,and accept that you are a product of your own accepted programme,you might be feeling a little angry.

I know I was when I really did realize that I was little more than a conditioned response to stimulus,and little more than a programmed robot.

I wanted to change that.I no longer wanted to be in the prison of my imagination.

Deep down I knew that there had to be a better way of life.

What sort of life is it when you spend your time worrying about a non-existent future,or worry about something you have done or said in the past?

Is it a happy one?
No, not at all.
It is like life is just one long endless stream of anxieties,whether it is money,health,your job,lack of job,your children, parents, or the sorrowful state of the World.Non-stop.
What do we want?
Aristotle said, above everything else,we all want happiness.
We think we will be happy with the new T.V.or new home.Yet, when we manage to get these things,we find that we are still not happy.
What can be done?

To change what you perceive as outside,you firstly have to change what is inside.

If you want to change what you see in the mirror,you must firstly change your movements so the mirror(the perceived outside) reflects this.

Remember, it is all a dream- a persistent illusion made up by your mind.
But you (the real you, not the fictional one) have got to take back control of your ship,and steer
 it into the port of happiness,although you have never really left that safe harbour.
Only then will you start living as you are meant to live.

What you have to do is exactly the same as when you have lucid dreams.

Lucid dreams when you are dreaming with your eyes shut.

Lucid dreaming is probably one of the most entertaining activities known.

Lucid dreaming is when you become aware that you are in a dream,and with that awareness is the fantastic realization that you can make whatever you want happen in your dream.

I have been fortunate enough to be able to practice lucid dreaming,and I can tell you,it is one of the most amazing experiences I have ever had.

If you are not sure exactly what this is, here is a brief explanation.
It is simply a dream in which you are aware that you are dreaming.In this dream(when you are aware) you can make anything happen that you want to happen.

This is 'real' and has been researched scientifically,and proven to be absolutely true.

How do you achieve this wonderful state?

When I first read about this, many years ago,I thought it would be very difficult,and that you had to be very advanced spiritually to do this.
How wrong I was.
A week later I was having lucid dreams every night!They were astonishing.

One I remember very well was when I created a forest, a lake, a huge mountain,and a beautiful red rose that I made grow and bloom right in front of my eyes! I then flew high in the sky.

My perception of these dreams was more vivid,had more clarity,than my every day waking experiences.
I think I was lucky to achieve this after such a short time, but a number of people have managed to do this, after short periods  of time. Some people might take longer- just persevere until you can do it.

I suspect that the reasons my lucid dreaming came so quickly,after I had heard about it,was because, at that time, I  was immersed in books about the unreal state we all live in,and it was, more or less, all I was thinking about at the time.

I am sure that there are a lot of different methods to enter this state, but what I did was the following.

1. Throughout the day I reminded myself that this 'reality' is really a dream.

2.  I said to myself repeatedly throughout the day that tonight I am going to have lucid dreams.

3. Before falling asleep I kept telling myself that I was going to have lucid dreams.

This is all I did for about a week.
Nothing happened at all for the first few days, but on the sixth night I was suddenly aware that I was dreaming.Unfortunately, I got so exited that I woke up.The same thing happened the next night.
However, on the third night, I managed to keep myself calm when I realized that I was having a lucid dream.

I do suggest that you give this a try,as it prepares you to take control of your everyday life.

Think of it;if you can control your eyes shut dreams, you can control your eyes wide open dreams.

One aspect of it is, you can solve problems with lucid dreaming.
For example,if you have a fear about something, in the dream you face up to your fear.
If, for example, you are scared of going in lifts or planes,you can arrange a dream where you travel in a lift or a plane,and thoroughly enjoy it.You will then find,in your eyes wide open dream that your fear has left you.

It is an extremely powerful healing tool.

While you are preparing  yourself for lucid dreaming, you will slowly, but surely start changing what is within you.
The next chapter will point the way.

How To Wake Up From Your Fevered Dream Chapter five.

"All that money spent on weapons, to maim and destroy,all those killing fields, full of dying girls and boys."Lyrics from War Is Evil, by Mike Selley.

One strong argument that would indicate that the beings who run this Planet are not human is the following one.

Do you know anyone who has ever agreed with War?
Humans do not like War.

Could you send a whole generation of teenagers to certain death,injury and untold suffering?

As Mark Twain said;"All War must be just the killing of strangers against whom, in other circumstances,you would help,if you found them in trouble,and would help you if you needed it".

Could you bomb innocent people and flatten entire Cities,using the most diabolical weapons that cause intense suffering.?
Could you use cluster bombs,white phosphorous and the Devil knows what else we are never told about?
Well, I certainly could not,and I don't think you could.

The rulers of this Planet though, have been using War since time began.

Strange that nobody wants War, but we still keep having it, isn't it?

The Elite think nothing of death to advance their agenda, be it Millions or one.

The classic argument that claims they are human is that they  are human, but lack what most of us have;they do not have empathy,and therefore do not experience the same feelings we do.
When we hear about War, we feel very sad. They don't as they are incapable of  such emotions.

If that is true(and they certainly appear to lack empathy) how come almost every ruler since way back when has lacked empathy?
Look at our History- it is just War after War.
How come that most of our World leaders  appear to have such a cruel disregard for life?

It is this way of thinking that has made me suspect that they are not of the human seed.

However, they know how to manipulate us too well, unfortunately.

Here we are, in a so called advanced Civilization,in the 21st Century, still having War, generation after generation.
I does not seem right.
Anyway, enough anti war rant.Just ponder on the absolute insanity of it.

Let's get back to the principle that we are not who we think we are;we have been conditioned to act in a certain way.

Not only that, but you are living out a programme ,not only  set for you by the mega controlling society, but also , by your own upbringing.
You can't blame your parents,as they were subject to exactly the same programming.

Your past experiences and possibly, past lives(though those past lives are actually happening now,as everything is happening now) all make you act the way you do.

You react(in fact, you don't react-the programme in you reacts) to everything the way it always has.

It's obvious why things always seem to turn out the same way in your life, and why you keep having similar experiences in your life.
A definition of insanity is to keep doing the same things and expect different results.

That is exactly what we do.We are then not entirely sane.
Look at the state of  the Planet.
Do you think we are sane?

Most of us are like robots.
Say, someone insults you.Don't you always react in the same way?
Yes you do, because you have a knee jerk(automatic) response.

It is like someone pushed a button in you and this always produces the same conditioned action or words on your part.It always has and always will.

This is why so many peoples' lives never change, because they are on automatic pilot, and are totally controlled by their past.

This way your life will never change as the life of a sheep never changes.
Your programme does not know how to change by itself.

It doesn't have to be this way.There is a way out that leads you to freedom from all bondage.

The next chapter will be a step on the journey that actually takes you to where you already are, but are totally unaware of.
Chapter six will follow shortly.

How To Wake Up From Your Fevered Dream Chapter four.

"Zap into your brain,keep that frequency,till you're half- insane,and can be used easily."Lyrics from Sale Of The Century". by Mike Selley.

On top of all the issues mentioned in the previous chapter,you have that strange invention-the T.V.
This is what you are expected to watch when you are not in the institutions( Schools, Colleges ,etc);the content on this medium has slowly, but persistently moulded the way you are.

Some claim the T.V. is the greatest Hypnotist in the World.
Ever wondered why the news (in every country as far as I know) is delivered in the same way?
A man or a woman is sitting at a desk,staring directly into your eyes,and talking in a slow,calm voice,just like a Hypnotist.

Then you have the soaps,like Eastenders.
People,often without being aware of it,actually use lines from the soap in their daily life.And how strangely addictive they can be.People will not miss one episode of their favourite  serial,and if they are prevented from watching it, they become very upset.Hey, I must have my dose of brainwashing today so turn on the T.V !

If you want a full frontal larger than life dose of programming,and a full attack on your senses,you can go to a building that nearly every town has,and watch, in glorious colour and deafening surround sound that vibrates through your body,role models for you to imitate,and  absorb hidden and subliminal messages,that will control your behaviour

Or, prepare yourself for the future, by experiencing events that are planned in the future, by seeing them happen in films first. This way you become, to some degree ,de-sensitized when the actual event happens.

A lot of film scripts, uncannily, seem to happen a few years, or even decades later.Think of all those disaster movies a good few years ago; now the very same disasters these films depicted,are taking place all around us!

There is a word for all this:it's called Brain- washing.

The definition of Brain-washing is as follows:
A method of systematically changing attitudes and altering beliefs;
a method of controlled systematic indoctrination,especially one based on repetition or confusion.
This is just what we, as a species,have been subjected to since we were children.

If you like, we have been conned!
By whom?
Here's the rub; not only by ourselves, not only by the way Society is run, but on top of this, you have a group of people, who some call the Elite who are  running the show.
They have been running it for some time,and they want the great mass of us to do their bidding.
It's a bit like, how we generally treat animals on a farm- that is how we are treated by the Elite.

 David Icke suggests that they are not, in fact, human, but are shape-shifting lizards who come from another dimension.
Sounds pretty far out, doesn't it?I mean, it's right outside our normal perception of things; shape shifting-oh come on, you might well say.I know I did when I first heard it. I thought it sounded utterly crazy.
But wait a minute.
Could he be right?
People once believed that the World was flat,and was the centre of the Universe; also that the Earth was increasing in size,and that the Universe was unchanging..
All these ideas were wrong.
If anyone, in the old days, said that the World was round,they were considered nuts.And this is just how Mr.Icke's theories are considered by the main stream media.
When I first heard, as I wrote above,about the lizard connection, I thought it was ludicrous.
But after reading that almost everything else D.Icke  had said had come true, I couldn't help but wonder if, just possibly, the lizards are also true,as weird as that may sound.I'd like to think I've got an open mind on the subject.
John Locke had a good take on this when he stated that new opinions are always suspected,and usually opposed,without any other reason, but because they are not already common.
That is the end of chapter four.The next chapter should follow shortly.