Easter Yolks Folks

I know the Greek Easter isn't for some time yet, but in many countries, Easter is due to arrive soon .This post was  put up last year, but noticing that it is again getting views, I decided to post it again.


Yer, well,some are pretty grim but we gotta try and smile sometimes in these weird, weird times.


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Here goes;

1.How many British people does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Erm, I don't know, I'll have to consult The Health And Safety Executive.
                                                       
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2.How many priests does it take to change a lightbulb ?

None, if it's a primary school .

3.How many bankers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

None.Everything is fine as it is, with everyone in the dark.

4.Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because it heard that Macdonalds will be the first to open a franchise there.


5. How many members of the IMF does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change lightbulbs as they make sure they go out, cause darkness throught the land, and create gloom, gloom, everywhere.

6.How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

 It depends what you mean by light and bulb.

7.How many voters vote in Elections ?

   How many sheep are in the world ?

8. How many Greeks does it take to change a lightbulb ?

They don't, because they can't afford, not only the light bulb, but also the electricity.




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