Easter Yolks ,Folks !

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This weekend is the Greek Easter. .This post was  put up last year, but noticing that it is again getting views, I decided to post it again.


Yer, well,some are pretty grim but we gotta try and smile sometimes in these weird, weird times.


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Here goes;

1.How many British people does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Erm, I don't know, I'll have to consult The Health And Safety Executive.
                                                     
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2.How many priests does it take to change a lightbulb ?

None, if it's a primary school .

3.How many bankers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

None.Everything is fine as it is, with everyone in the dark.

4.Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because it heard that Macdonalds will be the first to open a franchise there.


5. How many members of the IMF does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change lightbulbs as they make sure they go out, cause darkness throught the land, and create gloom, gloom, everywhere.

6.How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

 It depends what you mean by light and bulb.

7.How many voters vote in Elections ?

   How many sheep are in the world ?

8. How many Greeks does it take to change a lightbulb ?

They don't, because they can't afford, not only the light bulb, but also the electricity.
 By Mike Selley.