Spick Inglees?

                       

                                              S   P   I   C   K            I   N   G   L   I   S   H   ?                                  

 Here is a list of mistakes made on menus from around the world.In every case they must have been written by someone whose knowledge of English was... well, you'll see.

Nausea Sause Pork.

Tasteless Coffee.

Smell Of Urine Mixed With Dried.

Half-grilled Chicken And Herpes.

Stir-fried Wikipedia.

Crap Egg With Bamboo Flavour.

Wild Speculation.

Saliva Of A Chicken Product.

Chocolate Puke.
From The Daily Mail dated 26 12. 2012. They have pictures of the actual menus in the newspaper, to prove, I suppose, that they didn't make the dishes names up I think that Chocolate  Puke is the best one.